I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Do you remember whose house we're in?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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