have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
