Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
