Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
