so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
