You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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