you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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