i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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