He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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