Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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