In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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