I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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