Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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