I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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