every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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