Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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