:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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