But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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