Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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