12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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