My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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