it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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