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(571): View more from Virginia

it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(561): View more from Florida

hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger

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(518): View more from New York

I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins

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(757): View more from Virginia

almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.

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(408): View more from California

Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.

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(705): View more from Ontario

its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win

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