Need sex. Gaining weight.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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