I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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