I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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