I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i think my cat just said my name.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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