what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Randomize
