So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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