Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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