you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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