Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
tell me about the fingering
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