I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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