i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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