I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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