honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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