Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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