glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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