party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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