She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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