In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
