come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's always time for handjobs
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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