its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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