Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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