Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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