No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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