real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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