I'm drive I can fine osifer
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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