Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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