I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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