For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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